Quotes


Ahrre Maros of Ahrre's Coffee Roastery donated these bumper stickers...

If you have anything you'd like to contribute, please feel free to tell me!

Bumper Stickers

Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
We have enough youth; how about a fountain of Smart?

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Rehab is for quitters.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Montana-At least our cows are sane!
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Keep honking...I'm reloading.

 

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