If you have
anything you'd like to contribute, please feel free to tell me!
broken. Watch for finger.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use
Forget about World Peace...Visualize using
your turn signal.
We have enough youth; how about a fountain
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at
Change is inevitable, except from a vending
Rehab is for quitters.
All men are idiots, and I married their
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
Work is for people who don't know how to
Montana-At least our cows are sane!
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food
chain to be a vegetarian.
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every
minute of it.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery
guy comes from?
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone,
somewhere may be happy.
Consciousness: That annoying time between
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Ever stop to think and forget to start
Keep honking...I'm reloading.